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My previous posts about #roadtosteemfest are:
So here we are at the final Road to Steemfest post, and I’m a little late in writing this one too. Let’s hope it arrives on the block-chain before we get there.
So I now know what 
One thing I would like to know is what do you call people at Steemfest? I know that 
Apologies if you are not a programmer and the term 'hash table' means nothing to you, but the below diagram may or may not explain it.
OK, maybe you are even more confused after looking at this. I know I am.
Are others going to call me ‘slobber’ or maybe ‘chops’? It’s all going to be a little surreal I think.
My memory is bad at best and abysmal at worst. I am terrible at remembering people’s names so forgive me if I refer to you by your badge name.
You can call me slobberchops if you like. I would have to say that’s fair. Just expect me to grin if you do. The name is a tad ridiculous.
So let’s get on to the ice-breakers.
1.- Tell us your most embarrassing moment in life. It doesn’t matter if it was when you were 6 years old or if it was last week. Come on, open up.
This has to be when I was 6 years old. I can barely remember it now but there’s still a fragment swimming in my head.
Assembly at primary school had just broken up and we were all marching back to our classroom.
It was summer and I was wearing short trousers (don’t laugh this was the 70’s and little boys did then).
While walking the elastic went around my waist and they were suddenly around my knees. Everyone was laughing of course like kids do. You just don’t forget some things.
2.- If you were stranded in a deserted island with 3 Steem Fest attendees, who would they be and why? (Thanks
Hmm, they would need to have a lot in common with me. It would have to be 
These may well change after I meet more Steemians next week.
3.- As thumbnail of your post, make a funny face.
This took me the best part of 30 minutes to find. It's always the last folder that they seem to hide in, isn’t it?
It's a little grainy but this is the best rendition of my avatar that I can muster. I need to add a little drool and sweat don't you think?
4.- If you had one superpower (any superpower), what would it be, why, and how would you use it during Steem Fest?
I could not reveal my true wish on this one due to possible repercussions so I will need to specify an alternative one.
I have been trying to build up my support account 
This is not a cheap shot at asking for delegation either. In fact I don’t want any more delegation adding to this account.
It would just be cool to get people’s reactions if suddenly they were receiving a vote of $0.45 per post all of a sudden.
Anyone who receives votes from this account, well… it’s because I think they are doing good stuff on Steemit, that’s all.
5.- If you had to pick one Steemian for a summer fling story, who would it be? We don´t care if you are married or in a relationship, this is just for shits and giggles and to break the ice. (Thanks
for this one) Bonus points, tequila shots and a 100% vote from me to whoever answers this question.
Just like 
SteemFest is almost upon us. It’s going to be good. I.. we will see you all there and remember, you CAN call me Slobberchops.
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