Ever have one of those moments when you knew you were about to do something stupid?
You know, when you ignore practical reason and life experience to repeat the same mistakes again and again?
Glad we're on the same page now.
Behold 20 "DOH!" things that happen far too often in my life.
(I'll let you use your imagination to fill in the gaps on what happened.)
The dreaded triple knot made when trying to frantically untie my warm-up pants to pee.
Talking to a girl for hours and not asking if she was single first.
Throwing my towel on the shower rod when the shower head is running.
The small important thing I always put on the rim of my sink without a drain guard.
Reusing phone alarms from the PM for something very important in the AM.
Trusting my instincts that it doesn't feel or look like rain.
Leaving something cooking on the stove while I try to write a quick Steemit post.
Recording a killer drum track and thinking that I've nailed it as I get to the last 30 seconds.
Not paying attention to feminist stickers and buttons on the laptops and shoulder bags of some people I've dated.
Saying yes when people insist on buying me shots.
Not writing down a new password for a new account because I'll remember it.
Telling myself I won't forget my friend's birthday next year after sending their belated wish.
Trusting natural deodorant and toothpaste because it's better for my health.
Not using a protective case for my phone because it's too bulky for my pocket.
Telling myself I'll refill my empty metro card next time because I won't be in a rush then.
I don't need Uber or Lyft because there are a ton of taxis everywhere.
There's no way he'd throw me another curveball on a full count. Sit fastball!!
I'll have a handful of popcorn to hold me over before dinner in an hour.
These groceries should last me for the
week,next three days...No red flags. That was a long time ago and she's a totally different person now.
Wow that was an intense recollection of frustrating moments. When will I ever learn?
This also reminded me of one ridiculously hilarious story that beats all 20 of these I'll make a separate post about. It's made many people cry in laughter.
Which ones stand out the most to you?
Share some of yours. We're all human!
