Dcity Giveaway Winner + New Giveaway

So the winner of my giveaway from last week is Hive account@stortebeker, congrats!

Honestly, I didn't laugh much with any of the comments but at least he put some effort in the comment XD

As a reminder, he won:

Congrats fren!

And now time for a new giveaway. This time the prizes are:

The rules are the same:

There will be only one winner who takes all of the above technologies! All you have to do to participate is leave a comment and try to make me laugh.
No upvote or reblog is necessary.
Please if you already have a rather big dcity account avoid from participating. I'd prefer for the cards to go to people with small accounts!

Good luck plebs !