Wondering Where It Is My Pregnant Glow? // ULOG #6

I’m currently 35 weeks pregnant with my first child, and if you have followed me or have talk to me on discord you may have notice I haven’t post a picture of me in a long while, why do you ask? Am I catfishing everybody and I’m just an old middle age man pretending to be a woman? Well people let me tell you the wise words of another supposed to be woman that I know from a little server call PALNet.

There are not girls on the internet - Hive account@crimsonclad

But, for now let’s pretend I am a real woman, so, why there is not a new picture of me? Especially since I am pregnant and I should be keeping track of my baby bump and all the pregnancy glow, here is the thing, I don’t feel pretty enough to have a picture taken of me, the last time I took one was on the beach when I was 6 months pregnant, and when I looked at the pics omg I hate them immediately, is not because of the belly! I love my belly, is because of my face!

You see when they say “pregnancy glow” they forget to mention sometimes you will get a nose double the size you already had, and everything will look bigger and fatter and it would make you feel self-conscious, I know, I know, is because I’m growing a human and my body is going through some stuff that by the end of the human making process it will all go back to normal, but I can’t help it to feel like I look awful.

Also, doesn’t help one bit the fact that I don’t have my phone with me (it got stolen) so I can use all the filters and apps to make my pics look good LMAO.

I love my child and I don’t regret being pregnant one bit, but I do hate being pregnant, the first few months were hell on earth the whole “all day sickness”, and now looking like a whale and not because of the wallet, I’m currently on my 35 week wish means I’m on the final days of my pregnancy and I couldn’t be happier about it, I will finally get to bite my child cheeks and look at his little face and just kissing him to death, and also I will get my body back!

Cause yeah that is what it feels to me being pregnant, I had my body kidnap by this little human inside of me, I don’t feel like I am myself anymore, I feel awful and without the energy to actually put any makeup on or get dress like a human being, I want to lay all day in my PJs on my bed.

But all this only makes me feel even worse, I want to be able to have pictures of this moment it would probably never happen again (never say never, but yeah probably never again) and to be able to shared them with my kid when he is old enough to understand, to be able to say to him “look this is mommy carrying you inside her belly, look how cute you looked in there and look how awful I looked” lol.

To do this post I actually try to take a picture of me with my camera a Samsung PL120 and after 123456789 pics I came up with just one that I liked it and even then, I had to put some black and white filter on it cause omg my nose in that picture is soooooo huge!!!

Don’t judge my PJs too much I didn’t feel like changing clothes just to take a pic, and yeah my baby bump doesn’t look like is 35 weeks (9months now, yeah they tell you 9 months pregnant and you will actually be 10 months when you have your baby I’m telling you they lie to you about everything!!!) my bump is small but my child is perfectly normal in weight and size.

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