My mom got me some chocolate covered pretzel bits for christmas and they literally looked like shit, I told my parents
and they said they look like pretzels and told me to stop being ungrateful.
After everyone went to bed, I put a few of my chocolate pretzels outside of the cat litter box to
make it look like the cat got poop everywhere. The next morning I come downstairs and my family is complaining
about the cat pool, so I decide to be funny and pick one up and take a bite out of it and laught at everybody because I was right about the
pretzels looking like shit. I take a bite. It's soft. It's not a chocolate pretzen, it's fucking shit. My family is howling with laughter as
I run to the bathroom. They knew what I had done and replaced my pretzels with actual cat shit. I don't think I can ever
show my face around my family again. They keep telling me I can clean the litter box if I get hungry.