There are very few things I'd enjoy less than watching the debate, so I thought "How can I make this fun?"
A drinking game!
Here's how it works:
- Everyone picks a candidate they will drink to, Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton.
- Below are some keywords and phrases for each candidate. You drink when that person says one of their keywords (or meets another requirement, for instance, "Fails to answer a question").
- Phrases don't need to be exact ("Making trade deals" qualifies for "Make deals").
If you're feeling ambitious, you can drink for both candidates.
Hillary Clinton
Take A Drink
- Fails to answer a question
- “Paycheck”
- “Healthcare” or “Insurance”
- “Climate change”
- “Student loans”
- “Free”
- “Children”
- “Minimum Wage”
- “Tax the rich”
- Pretends to be anti-war
- Tells a short sob story (ex. “I’m running for Sarah in South Carolina who’s sick and can’t afford a doctor.”)
Chug Your Drink
- Forgets what she was saying
- Collapses
- Says we need to get the national debt under control
Donald Trump
Take A Drink
- Fails to answer a question
- “Make America great again”
- “Military”
- “Women”
- “Middle class”
- “Jobs”
- “Mexico”
- “China”
- “Trade”
- “Make deals”
Chug Your Drink
- “Rosie O’Donnell”
- Mentions ending the Federal Reserve
These statements not approved by the surgeon general. Make sure to hydrate.
This message was approved by Ron Paul.
Okay, that's a lie.