I say...
"There is none! Why would you need to update what we have none of?"
We already have a non stop advertising campaign for Bitcoin which is annoying enough because they want you to invest your money in their unregulated bank - not the coin for which you need private keys to actually own it.
On top of that, I keep getting emails, spam notices on my phone, screens that will not go away as you enter twitter or any other site.
"Please have a look at our updated privacy policy". No! Homie don't play dat!
While you are at it Mr. CEO of XYZ, you can update my Mars excavation licence.
Which also does not exist
I don't click them. I never agreed to them. I call my three year old and ask him to find the box with words in it. "Good! You found it."
If it does not have my signature, then I did not agree to it.
Another unopened email. I think they are having a privacy policy festival out in cyberspace.
Twitter is hilarious - they want me to click for more control...
Oh, thank you for the imaginary selections of what you share. I just click to the side, and the site appears. Then I can tweet my Steemit post without telling them how they can share anything. And - No, I really don't want to learn more from any centralized organization that is so yesterday that Trump uses it.
I am sorry. I just got all cranked up there for a moment. I'm alright now.