A PICTURE IS WORTH 1000 WORDS SO HERE ARE 5000 WORDS

Ever get to the point where you have to make some pictures or implode? I seems to be getting like that a lot lately. Here are today's oddities.

This was originally an image of an apple with teeth that I saved from somewhere, and today I played about with it. For some reason I really hate Apple computers so I thought it would be great for their next advertising campaign.

This one was a photo of a huge spider that I took at the zoo, and decided it needed to become an ode to virus mania.

Originally a pen drawing that I did of a freak woman with quad breasts and TV reception, it seems appropriate for our modern SUBMIT world so I tarted it all up a bit.

This was an image I found of some satan worshiping heavy metal twat with a freemason guitar neck, so I gave him a nice muzzle.

And this is another one of my pen drawings that I revved up a bit using Infinite Painter and Snapseed. We really are living in a clown world aren't we?