Some cheeky punk called #truthforce who has a pink avatar, has just called me out as not really being purple.
He is mocking my entire cultural identity with has anti-purpleism.
@truthforce/i-m-calling-out-frot-on-a-very-specific-claim-that-was-made
And he is even calling upon his followers to vote on whether I should be locked in a closet with Bill Gates! - Yes he is a sick fuck alright...
Here he is mocking my site profile:
"You are just a mix of grey and blue with white bits round your edges" he announced to his sycophantic followers, who are now angry with me for deceiving them.
Now I know how celeb trannies feel when some fascist wanker does webpages about them saying they are dick swinging cross-dressers. It hurts deep down and I feel the need to defend my position.
Just why is this account #truthforce launching an unprovoked attack on me? At first it was perplexing, but dig a little deeper and as usual we can follow the money to an account whose deviousness should never be underestimated.
Lurking in the background is a powerful account that I suspect put him up to this. This account is spreading rumours that I am not purple at all, that my life is a lie, and that I cry at the sight of an aubergine butt plug.
Yes, #lucylin is at it again. Previous research has lead me to believe that he owns multiple accounts for the purpose of attacking himself online in order to discredit "midwits", an oppressed culture that he believes owns and controls most of the world, and who he says is trying to oppress humanity for their own devious ends.
In actual fact it is he who is oppressing the midwits by putting large sums of money into fake accounts, and then using these accounts to attack himself, in order to make himself look like a heroic martyr being harassed by his own fictional angry and delusional midwits.
Knowing that I may be about to reveal his deception he has been secretly funding this account #truthforce to dox me online and attempt to undermine my credibility.
TITS
Because all humour has been deemed offensive I have created a new tag for satirical posts so that the people who believe that Elon Mush is really about to start a colony on Mars don't think I am claiming every word of my posts is gospel truth.
The new tag is #TITS - This Is Totally Satirical
Several developers are now working on code changes to be brought in on the next hardfork, so that as well as having the option to hide NSFW content we will also be able to hide all TITS content.
All my life I have been persecuted for being purple, so it's pretty galling to have someone claiming online that I'm not really purple at all. I am as purple as it gets, a real natural born purple, not just some aubergine in make up.
Let me make this clear - I am a true purple, I have an entire purple barn filled with purple cars, I only listen to Deep Purple, and my entire butt plug collection is purple. I am the real deal and refuse to be oppressed by these sociopaths.
