All the best of the day!
- Wholesale purchase.This story happened one fine summer day. A big company, mostly male, we were sitting in an institution, but after the couples and the girls parted, the only right decision was made in this case, namely .... (drum roll) ... go to the sauna and call the prostitutes! I hope at least a little intrigue was)) We went to one nice sauna (large, many rest rooms, billiards, etc.). We were 8 people, the administrator said that right now he can find us well a maximum of 4 girls, and then in fact change, wait, etc. ... We did not arrange this option, but it is not an option to call for announcements (a day off, All in the work), because it is difficult to find just 8 girls at once. Suddenly one of our people had an irradiation, he gave a phone number and said: "Call, there definitely is, but there is no one's number." This is the "Pig". Hmm .... well ... I'm calling. It turned out, "Svatya" - it was the "operative pseudonym" of one local mother, whose phone, it was so easy not to get it, and then she repeatedly rescued us, a very good woman. After about half an hour we left the sauna and ohreneli, on the street at the entrance, in a row there were 12 girls. And that is amazingly sober! I met "Svatai", paid off, took 8 girls and left. Some of them we continued for an hour or two, changed, because the girls were fucked. Since then, Svia became the main supplier of pleasure for us. The only thing she did not like when you were very drunk, could well refuse to visit prostitutes (took care of them).
- Alsu. Once in a studded winter season .... No, not that .. Once I was at home and kicked the bald, as my friends called and said: "Come to the sauna, relax, sing karaoke with Alsu!" .. All , I think, drank druzhki, but oh well went. I come, and already from the hallway in front of the hall I can hear the howls "On that day when you dreamed me ..." ... fuck, just think the roof has flowed, and as the girl sang and my assholes sang, I realized that again with prostitutes. I go in and do not really believe my eyes, a naked girl is spinning in front of the screen with the text, which is sooooooo much like Alsou, and she knows it, and the makeup and hairstyle are just perfect. I was speechless, the guys said: "The type in the announcement was short and clear" Alsou ",". This is the kind of advertising the girl made to herself. On that day, I got a mixture of Sati Casanova with Ksenia Sobchak))) But Alsou was "loved" for a long time by my friend, and was proud of this ...
- Thanks to the prostitute. Sauna, barbecue, billiards ... The evening passed as usual, but at that time in our company there was a new friend, his name was "Felix" (so his friends called him, and he responded, but his real name was do not care , The normal drive). So, this Felix was a tall, athletic guy, completely teetotal, well, just a positive character, even surprised by how he came to us. We called the girls .... and while the three dispersed through the rooms (including Felix and the girl), we played cards in the common room ... And then it began .... from the room where the hero of the story was, Just such groans and shouts that not every porn movie you hear !! We could barely restrain ourselves from running into them ... after a time, a girl and Felix came out of the room, both were lazy as children, who were given a kinder. (And here is the most transparent, these girls were without a mother, so they paid for the fact "after"). She approaches Felix, rises to her tiptoes, kisses him on the forehead (gently, straight as in love kin kin "and with the words" thank you, dear ", leaves without taking a penny from him !!) To our questions, iron Felix only remained silent, blushed and Grinned .... but did not tell what was happening behind that door (((