Well well well. How do I begin? First of all this is for entertainment purposes only do not do anything I say in these stories. Secondly I feel like this is probably the perfect social media platform to put something like this on. I like to entertain. I lived in a tiny house on a lot of land on university blvd in orlando around the end of 2012 ikr. I had these 2 housemates one who was barley ever there and one who was there at night but did the graveyard shift at a 711. The thing about this dude all he would do is play fifa, and invite some of the least attractive most desperate women to get really drunk. It was pretty shit.
One night I decide. I'm gonna trip balls. I'm gonna eat a bunch of morning glorys, smoke a bunch of pot and like fap for like 8 hours straight... Yeah I was , and probably still am , a shamless pervert. Anyway I blend morning glorys in a blender along with lemon juice fresh squezed. Then I scoop the disgusting seed mash into the center of a flower tortilla, then I add the diced tomato and heavy cillantro.
My bowl ready, armed with a psychedlic taco I walk to my backyard and sat in a chair I had planted before a large oak tree in the backyard. I devour the disgusting mush I had concocted. Then I smoke some pot to take the edge off my stomach.
I begin to just sit there and enjoy myself. Siting under the tree with the few bright stars lit behind it's branches. I began to feel the rumblimg of the morning glories making its way in my consciousness and feel shivers through my body like a kind of primal fear. Then I notice something strange in my vision.
What looks like a mosquito right in frount of my face just hovering there. I swipe my hand in frount of it because "mosquito's suck.", But my hand goes right through the mosquito. It contines to fly in frount of my face and then fly's off. The shivers become waves going down and up my body. Feeling more intense. The sound of the cicaidas start to become distinct almost very loud. Finally I'm startled by a random rustling in the woods behind my house and I decide I'm going to go inside.
I drunkinly stumble into the house into my room and onto my computer chair. The sound of the cicadas is still loud.
I look at my computer screen. The trip really begins. Along with the screaming sounds of the cicadas another sound can be heard what sounds like two agressively encouraging voices saying "yeah yeah yeah yeah baby cum baby cum." It only continues to get more intense between what sounds like an orgy starting around my small hut of a room. I walk outside. Nothing, but the sound still persists. I walk back in my room turn on the computer looking randomy for music on youtube. I listen to the first thing I click. It's a highly sexualized female singer. I look at the youtube coments. Comments like "aww yeah yeah I fucking love this part of youtube.yyeeeeeeaaaaahhhh!!" another comment " awwwwwwww yes hail eris cum baby cum."
The trip continues to intensify as I close the computer screen completely in awe and bewildered by the coincidence when a spiral begins to form in frount of my eyes. A god damn universe. Galaxy's upon galaxy's all filled with sentient life, all enratpured in extacy. Completely and utterly linked it what looks like some kind of forever orgasm. It only get's more intense the people turning into violent chemical ractions that all accumulate in glactic flowerpeatel patterns of stars. The entirety of the time these entities continue to nail one another into literal oblivion.
Hours later I comedown. Youtube autoplay has put me on some random video of a woman literally hanging out with and petting lions. I'm slightly entertained by it. But it's nothing in comparison to the ineffable experience just before.
Needless to say fapping was out of the question.
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