aaaaaand as promised, here we are again for a collection of very bad jokes!
So where to start this week... oh yeah last night, I kept dreaming that I had written Lord of the Rings. The wife said I'd been Tolkien in my sleep.
By the way, this coming week I’ll be turning 35 (happy birthday to me) so we can safely say that I’ve been growing up in the 90s really. Don’t remember much of that time though, but here’s basically the 90s summed up:
90+91+92+93+94+95+96+97+98+98+99 = 945
God, that was bad. I think here things are gettin’ out of hand...
(Yes, that’s my actual hand... really!)
That’s enough now, I just leave you with this terrifying picture of the Locknesmonster!
