I didn't realize your mom's basement has eyes.
Now I know he has millions of dollars but I just think that means he will buy his mom a mansion with the most kick ass basement ever. It will be filled with meatloaf , hot-pockets and all the Alienware PCs money can buy. Oh and a couple of those super realistic sex robots.
While we all dream of the ultimate mom's basement (get your head out of the gutter ) why don't you check out these funny posts?
https://steemit.com/funny/@traf/you-re-coming-with-me-dude
https://steemit.com/funny/@idikuci/it-s-was-my-birthday-yesterday
https://steemit.com/punchline/@acolucky/when-you-strike-a-nerve
https://steemit.com/punchline/@notb4mycoffee/winning
https://steemit.com/dmania/@thedailylaugh/what-happens-when-i-get-to-the-beach-zg1hbmlh-h6w0m
https://steemit.com/funny/@redlipstick/ah-more-stories
https://steemit.com/punchline/@nerdnews/location-location-location
https://steemit.com/funny/@b00m/as-the-years-go-by
https://steemit.com/funny/@theregularguy/over-my-dead-body
https://steemit.com/comedyopenmic/@dandesign86/no-pain-no-gucci-comedeopenmic-round-4-2nd-entry
Gig from Giphy.