Hello fellow Steemian!

I have sensed that there has been a lot of "low-frequency" vibrations like fear and paranoia and such going around here on steemit lately, I guess it has to do with the censorship of alternative media online and such. So I created this "phoney-baloney-psych-quiz" so you can check just how "crazy" you are... I hope you enjoy this quiz it's all made as a satire, so don't get mad, with me, or the results they have nothing to do with reality I think??? 😂😂😂

Do you have a door?

Yes/No

Do you lock your door?

Yes/No

Do you have multiple locks on your door?

Yes/No

Do you have a home security system with an alarm?

Yes/No

Do you cary a weapon to defend yourself?

Yes/No

Do you have hidden cameras all over to “counter spy”?

Yes/No

Do you believe that con-trails from airplanes could be "chemtrails" possibly designed to kind of maybe harm humanity?

yes/no

Do you believe mainstream media is a whole bunch of propaganda and lies?

yes/no

Do you believe that everything Alex Jones and David Icke are saying is the only 100% truth out there and that they are never wrong?

yes/no

Do you believe facebook is a tool made to spy on people?

yes/no

Do you believe the internet is a tool made to spy on people?

yes/no

Do you google every new friend and try to make a background check?

yes/no

Do you believe smartphones are made to spy on people?

yes/no

Do you believe that one of your friends might be a spy working for “the other side”?

yes/no

Do you believe that you are a target in some weird mind-control experiment?

yes/no

Do you believe that your life is kind of like that movie "The Truman Show"?

yes/no

•One yes point : You are quite naive and you should try to be more “aware”!

•Five or less then five "yes points" : You are quite normal.

•More then six "yes points": Your very nervous and a bit too focused on security.

•More then seven "yes points" : You are paranoid!

•More then twelve "yes points" : Time to see a psychiatrist, like maybe this week…

•More then fourteen "yes points" : Time to call an emergency hotline tell them about your theories and maybe commit yourself to a mental-hospital or institution at least for a while….

😂😂😂

Peace, Happiness, Love and Abundance to all steemians!

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(And if you really are suffering from paranoia or trust-issues, I am really sorry and I hope you can get help, I don't mean to make fun of crazy people, anyway I am a bit crazy myself so I hope I can get away with it, I mean how can you not get a little crazy now days? And it's my opinion that a person is entitled to their own belief-system as long as they don't harm others.)

Helpful link if you're actually paranoid: https://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-Your-Paranoia

How paranoid/aware/naive are you?-QUIZ

Hello fellow Steemian!

Peace, Happiness, Love and Abundance to all steemians!