当时我正在我住的小区附近散步，手里拿着烟准备过马路。当我站在人行道中间的时候，我听到刹车的声音并看到一辆小汽车撞上了我。我十分强壮，所以当时我并没有觉得很痛。这时一位年轻女士将头从车窗里伸出来。她有一头红色的卷发，十分漂亮。
I was walking around my neighborhood, smoking a cigarette as i walked across the street. As i was standing in the middle of the sidewalk, i heard the brakes and saw a car hit me. I was very strong, so i didn't feel much pain at the time. Then a young woman put her head out of the car window. She had curly red hair, and it was very beautiful.
她大叫：“你还好吗？”
She cried out, "are you all right? "
我回答说：“我还好，你呢？”
I said, "i'm fine. how are you? "
她则表示：“我感觉不太好，我就要离开我的丈夫了。”
"i don't feel well and i'm leaving my husband, " she says
我不知道当时我是什么附体，才让我走到她的副驾驶旁边并打开门坐了进去，我还对她说：“让我给你买一杯饮料吧。”(她非常漂亮。)
I don't know what possessed me to walk over to her copilot and open the door and sit in, and i said to her, "let me buy you a drink. "
我们坐在她的汽车里聊天，而她的车停在一间酒吧外。在某个时刻她坐上了我的腿，我们开始接吻。
We were sitting in her car talking, and her car was parked outside a bar. At some point she sat on my lap and we began to kiss.
最后，当我们抬头看的时候，发现酒吧和周围的娱乐场所均已打烊。
Finally, when we looked up, we found that the bars and the surrounding entertainment establishments were closed.
她问我：“你住在哪里？”
She asked me, "where do you live? "
我告诉她了之后，她表示：“那就在我住的那条街对面，距离太近了不好。”
After i told her, she said, "it's too close to the street where i live. "
我们看向街对面的时候，发现了一间旅馆，接着她问我：“你有多少钱？”
As we looked across the street, we found a hotel, and she asked me, "how much do you have? "
“20美元。”
"$20. "
“我有20美元。如果旅馆费用少于等于40美元，那么就是命中注定了。”
"i have $20. if the hotel costs less than $40, it's doomed. "
旅馆房费39美元，还有结余(八十年代的消费并不高)。第二天，我们在中午退房前醒了。
It's $39 for the hotel room, plus the savings. The next day, we woke up before retiring in the middle of the day.
“我好饿，但我们已经破产了。”她说道。
"i'm hungry, but we're broke, " she said.
我问她是否有足够的汽油开车到附近城镇的某间餐馆并回来。
I asked if she had enough gas to drive to a restaurant in a nearby town and come back.
“当然，但是我们没有钱……”
"sure, but we don't have the money... "
我让她开车去了这间不错的餐厅。我们停好车以后，她整理了一下她穿的短裙。我则穿着我的T恤和短裤。我开始向我的家人介绍她：“这是我阿姨Carol，这是我的姐姐，这是我的表兄Todd……”等等。
I got her to drive to this nice restaurant. After we stopped the car, she straightened out the skirt she was wearing. And i'm wearing my t-shirt and my shorts. I began to introduce her to my family: "this is my aunt Carol, this is my sister, this is my cousin Todd... " and so on.
她问我：“这是什么意思？”
She asked me, "what does that mean? "
“这是一个家庭聚会，已经提前付好了钱。你说过你很饿。”
"it's a family party. it's paid in advance. you said you were hungry. "
我的家人开始问一些普通问题：“你认识Michael很久了吗？”
My family started asking ordinary questions: "have you known Michael for a long time? "
“并不久！”
"not long! "
“你们怎么认识的？”
"how do you know each other? "
“我，额，我撞了他。”
"i, uh, i hit him. "
我不知道为什么我那么大胆地坐进了她的车里并主动要求请她喝饮料。我们后来一起住了一年，三十多年了依旧是好朋友。
I don't know why i dared to get in her car and offer to buy her a drink. We lived together for a year, and for more than 30 years we were still good friends.
Abishek Jain
123 RF Abishek Jain
穿女朋友的内衣:-
Wear the lingerie of your girlfriend: -
那天周六，趁女朋友一个人在家，我们正准备模仿色情电影情节的时候。
That saturday, while my girlfriend was home alone, we were getting ready to do a porno movie.
突然门铃响了，令我们惊恐的是她的父母提前回家了。
Suddenly the doorbell rang, and to our horror, her parents came home early.
我快速藏到了她的橱柜里，她将我锁在了里面。
I quickly hid in her closet, and she locked me in it.
与此同时她的哥哥从大学回来了，她的亲戚也来了。
At the same time her brother came back from college, and her relatives came.
我穿着她的内衣，在她的壁橱里待了一整晚，直到第二天早晨五点我偷偷溜走。
I wore her underwear and stayed in her closet all night until i snuck out the next morning at 5:00.
现在我们结婚了，至今我们想起这件事仍会笑起来。
Now that we're married, we still laugh when we think about it.