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Who can resist the magnetic draw of George Carlin quotes?
If you have been living in a hole, under a rock somewhere, and you're not familiar with George Carlin - you will be in a minute!
I've compiled 10 of my favorite quotes in the form of images so I can save them and share them easily. You never know when one will come in handy. Discord chats are always a great place to drop them or in a text. I find a lot of uses for them, so I thought I would compile them for anyone else who would like to use them.
Let's count them down, shall we?
• 10 •
"I put a dollar in a change machine. Nothing changed." G.Carlin
• 9 •
"Weather forecast for tonight: dark" G.Carlin
• 8 •
"By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth" G.Carlin
• 7 •
"It isn't fair: the caterpillar does all the work, and the butterfly gets all the glory." G.Carlin
• 6 •
"The reason I talk to myself is because I'm the only one whose answers I accept." G.Carlin
• 5 •
"I love and treasure individuals as I meet them; I loathe and despise the groups they identify with and belong to." G.Carlin
• 4 •
"I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it." G.Carlin
• 3 •
"The IQ and the life expectancy of the average American recently passed each other in opposite diredctions." G.Carlin
• 2 •
"Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit." G.Carlin
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"Have you ever noticed that their stuff is shit and your shit is stuff?" G.Carlin
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