Being new to steemit I am not really sure what kind of content I want to provide.
I know I want to teach people and I want to share my story. I forsee this coming in many forms. I am by no means a profesional chef, so bear with me for today. We will be covering one of my favourite breakfast dishes to cook. Sacralage omelets! These are really easy to fuck up, as you will see. Not to worry, even if you do fuck up, this delicious breakfast is sure to hit the spot.
You might be asking yourself "WTF are Sacralage omelets?"
You mean aside from a vegtetable infused, melty, cheesy, pure evil combination of awesomeness...
It mean theres chicken and eggs.
So crule... So twisted... So tastey...
Going to need a few things for this... the rest of the shit is optional.
For an individual portion:
Need
2 eggs
Splash of milk
1/2 chicken breast
Optional
Garlic: 1/2 - 1 clove
Purple onion: 1/3 ish
Green onion: fuck tonns of this shit
Sweet mini: peppers as many colours as possible
Celery: 1 stalk
Pickles: 1 hot and spicy,
Fuck yes, lets start cooking.
Mid high heat
Pre heat large with lots of butter. Like lots.
Nobody has the right to tell you not to eat like a fat fuck... except maybe your family, or your doctor.
Cut chicken width ways into strips.
Fast fry with salt and peper.
Once the chicken is just cooked through, remove from heat and shread.
Good that shit is done.
Next prep all your veggies by chopping into small cubes.
BAM!!
Two eggs, splash some milk in that shit, stir the fuck out of it.
So here you can pretty much dump whatever the fuck you want it in.
In a clean pan with a shit tonne of butter, pour you mix into the centure of the pre heated pan.
As it turns out, the ratio of eggs to everything and the tempature of the pan matters here. Everything needs to be able to sit inside the egg puddle on the pan. If theres a large pile you will need to spread this out. This moment is the crutial deciding factor.
If you pan is to hot, theres not enough butter, the chunks are to big, or there are too many chunks you fucked it. Its fucked. Non repairable. Forever not an omelet.
Like i said easy to fuck up.
So there you have a recipe for some fucking awesome "scrambled sacralage".
But,
Lets try this again...
Lower heat, more butter, slightly less everything else. (except egg obviously)
Cheese and extra ingredients can be folded into the centure by folding each outer thid over the pile in the centure aas you move to plate.
Cover with more chesse and admire.
This paired with a coffee. Fuck yeah.
I hope you guys enjoyed my content. I am fairly new to being a creator so any feedback or ideas would be awesome thank you.