It’s broken, full of cleaning products and the booze I want to hide from my boyfriend. Ok? Ok.

Why would you hide cleaning products from your boyfriend? It's his job to clean to begin with.

Try one teaspoon salt, no sugar, one teaspoon yeast, it will be better. It will take longer to rise, but still will be better.

Today I made three loaves of Guinness&buttermilk bread and used 5 grams of yeast for three kilograms of dough. And it still feels it was too much.

Anyway, welcome to the bread side of Steemit :)