How do you use the tactics of the D.C. Swamp to bypass the media, red-pill the normies, and put a fire under the Patriots leading into the 2018 midterms?
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2] How about a night out at Chef Don's with a show after? The Head waiter, Sean, will seat you well away from the rest rooms, and it will be a good time. Never go early, that waiter, Shep, he will never treat you right.
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3] Chef Don and TEAM Q are cooking in the kitchen. There are many items on the stove, in the ovens, chilling in the fridge and under the warmer lights. Americans are participating in a "dinner and a movie." Enjoy the show.
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4] As we enter the joint, you hear J.Sessions, on the piano in the corner, playing a happy but serious tune. I put a dollar in his hat on the floor and Jeff gives me a wink as we pass by. I think "Man" What is he doing here?
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5] Sean greets us, he's very glib, but who are we to stop him? Good seats by the way. Sean brings us two of the House "Whines" to prepare our pallet. Pelosi '09 or a Watters '18. I prefer a malt licker and order an Impeach 45 in a frosty mug.
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[6] We cannot wait for the Main Course, "The Wrap Up of the Clinton Machine with Perp Walks, on the side, and a dab of Hardtime on top". Also known as a "HRC Slam" by the regulars. But there will be a few dishes served 1st.
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[7] Mind you, some folks have come just for the dessert, "Obama Arrest and Deport ala mode." With 2 scoops of Sherbert and Nuts, but that will have to wait for just a wee bit longer.
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[8] Let us start with the appetizers, The "POTUS Twitter blitz" with a smidge of fake news. I hear, 52 million customers served, just like a 1975 era MacDonald's. Giving my age away.
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[9] Then the soup of the day served up with a Congressional Hearing Bisque. Light on the demo-gagging. Lots of slurping. Have I ever had the soup? I plead the 5th. My lips are sealed like the 43K indictments... I forgo the salad.
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[10] Now a course of Pasta: "Weaponized Deep State el dent'e." What makes this dish is the "Chan Sauce" which will enlighten us all to the truth of just how good, or bad this dish can be depending on how much "sauce" is used.
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[11] You might think we could not eat another bite, since many of the MSM have all risen up from their meal and left to have sex with their sources. But before the final course, just a little more "whine." This time it is served by Chef Don himself.
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[12] Chef Don enters; He stops nearby and mutters, "that the Media should stick around for the main dish, so that they can report on it later..." He yells after a departing Acosta, "You're Fired!"
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[13] We tell Chef Don that we are all going see "Crossfire Hurricane" after the meal. Chef Don laughs and says: "Director's of that movie should be arrested. You should all go see "The 470", directed by Huber, it has a better ending."