Now, I have to say, damn, this was a good post! I am very impressed with your story and wow, just wow, I loved every second of it! (And I'm only referring to the text here, not the fact that you used my free makeover image). I suppose this was better than a makeup tutorial, so yeah, I'm in. Well done, sir! I think I just donated $100 to you with my upvote since I have not voted once yet today. You are doing like this:
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