Robber runs up to you on the street:
Robber (angry, points the gun on you): Give me all you've got!!! Now!!1!1!!
You (in "poor puppy-mode" on your face turning out your pockets): Sorry man... i have nothing.
Robber (angry in despair): ...AAAAAAHHHhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!
Running away down the street.
You (sarcasticly smiling while look back at him over shoulder): I'm "all-crypto" man.