I read this somewhere and I just can't laugh enough.
We really won't talk much if you just reply our questions immediately and subtly... Don't be too harsh Abeg... Say the truth subtly..
Dirty clothes goes to the laundry basket..this includes socks and ties..Shoes.. Take it to the rack.. Please.. Not behind the door, at the front of the door or beside the bed..
When we ask, Do you love me? it means alot..
A. You've not been showing us love lately..
B. It's been a while you told us those words..
C. We need your attention..
Figure this out! You guys are logical right? Figure this out!You won't sleep if we're unhappy, better still.. Just sit down and talk about it.. Else we're waking you up by 3.am to answer a million questions..
When we say leave me alone means don't move an inch.. We're actually saying come closer.. When you actually leave, we are not responsible for our next action..
When we text or send a chat, reply as soon as you can. Don't act too busy.. Just reply and continue your work!
Never open our chats, read and not reply.. I mean never. Please don't.. It drives us crazy..
When you meet a new friend (girl) you admire as a friend, SHE'S FAMILY.. Bring her to me... try not to let me be the first to find out there's a new girl in your life.
Walk away if e don tire you.. Don't cheat! Just break the heart and go in peace. If you cheat and still lie about it, there are 99.5% that we will sense it and find out..
Sleep when I'm asleep too.. Biko what are you doing online on whatsapp or any chat platform till 2:am( when you're not a developer, when you have no business calls, or coding to do) while I've been asleep since 10pm...
I wish these men will just know that women are not complicated. Please just do the right thing and you will have peace and joy.
#Lolzzzzzz.......