Seriously. It has two sides, eh? Just two. Ought to be pretty simple to plug in.
But no!
This spawn of Hell will intentionally botch every freaking attempt you make to plug it in.
Seriously, if I added up the time I spent trying to plug one of these in, I’d have enough time to redesign the whole thing. Not that I know how to, I’d just have the time.
Somebody please remedy this!