ADULTING 101
Alright! Here is some depressing food for thought that will make you want to kill yourself... (not really)
ADULTING: the practice of behaving in a way characteristic of a responsible adult, especially the accomplishment of mundane but necessary tasks. (The Dictionary)
I've been feeling pretty depressed lately...
I got all excited the other day when I got to thinking about shopping at Aldi's. What excited me about going to Aldi's was knowing that I get to put a quarter in the shopping cart (pictured above). It made me feel like a kid again!
And that is the subject of today's Shitty Spiritual Advice, being a responsible adult! Don't grow up but grow up. Never lose sight of the kid that is still inside you!
What I'm trying to say is that putting the quarter in the shopping cart at Aldi's reminded me of the times when I used to put quarters in video games at the local game room or "arcade" as a kid growing up. Now, I put quarters in shopping carts to go shopping like a responsible adult sigh. I'm all grown up with the wife and baby going grocery shopping to feed my family. It is amazing how life changes and changes so fast. Memories like these always make us feel like it was just yesterday that they happened. I mean it feels like only yesterday I was that bratty kid winning all those tickets and coming home with all those stupid crappy worthless prizes that I would only break anyways SMH.
At first I began feeling like my life was over. I get to die a miserable adult parent living in poverty with no excitement in my life but putting the quarter in the shopping cart at Aldi's. Then it occured to me just how much fun I'm going to have now as an adult taking my son Maverick to the arcades when he gets bigger. I get to teach him how to rack up 3000 to 4000 tickets off of the one machine I figured out how to hit the jackpot on damn near every time! I almost immediately started feeling better after realizing how much fun I'm going to have coming up in my life. Only now, because I am me and I am free and all grown up, I can do even funner stuff now especially as a dipshit Dad. I can't wait to take him to the river to catch snakes! I can't wait to teach him how to shoot a gun! I'll even get to one day teach him how to pee! You know, all the goofy shit men do! Anyone who knows about men knows that men like to be dipshits every now and then. I now feel great! I get to start all over again being a kid with my kid. Which is why my wife says that she has two kids, two boys: a son and a husband. LOL
Long story short, just because your grown up doesn't mean you still can't act like a kid every now and then. Toy "R" Us might have gone out of business but that doesn't mean we have to go out of business. There, that's the moral of my story LOL.
In the mean time though, I got to go fucking grocery shopping! We need baby formula, diapers, and shit!
Oh well... sigh
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