Has it really been over a month since I posted any shitty spiritual advice? YEP!
Well here is my latest epic 2 cents worth of verbal diarrhea kicking off the new year here in 2019.
Today I want to rant about turds. That's right! TURDS!
It was back in the day, taking you back to the year 2003. I was 19 years old and fresh out from escaping from living in this Nazi concentration camp you might know as "boot camp" that I first heard this metaphor. It had been a few months after I wrecked my car after spinning out and landing in a ditch from going 75 around a curve too fast thinking I was a badass. Dipshit Democracy!!! That's right folks, I learn the hard way SMH. I'm not going to lie!
Amazingly enough I didn't total my car. In fact, after the wrecker came and towed me into town to their garage, they simply aired up my tires fixing the wheel hub and I was able to drive away right then and there. However, I damaged the oil pan, fucked up my alignment, and dented my front end pretty good around the wheel hub where it crashed going into the ditch. The car looked like shit after driving away that day but it still ran.
I wasn't drunk or high on drugs either if you must know. I was totally sober. However if I remember correctly I was jamming out blasting the radio not paying attention. Another car was coming the other direction and I was in their lane because I was going too fast around the curve going into the other lane as a result. The other car squealed to a halt and I spun out because I swerved to avoid a head on collision going into the ditch. (Long story short, I got fucking lucky!)
After a few more months saving up to get everything on my car fixed, the old mechanic that did all the work fixing my car told me that I was "polishing a turd." Long story short, in the nicest way possible my old mechanic was trying to tell me to GET RID OF THIS PIECE OF SHIT CAR that I was dumb enough to wreck and have been pissing all my money away on getting fixed. It would of been much easier to just buy another turd to polish instead of just getting my current turd at the time fixed. Hence the subjects of today's rant: DON'T POLISH TURDS! Because after all, my old mechanic was right. Wrecking my car like I did was my warning NOT to drive like an asshole. And to be honest I haven't driven like this since. So I did learn something from this wreck.
And now as an activist who refuses to have a driver's license, I travel obeying ALL traffic laws not to draw attention to myself so I get pulled over for putting someone else's life/lives at risk.
But now this same logic, this same metaphor, can be used to describe people too. How many of you reading this stupid shit have an old turd in your life that is bringing you down? I do! I know of LOTS of turds. In fact, some of these turds can be found right here on Steemit. YEAH! Enough turds that I don't associate with them anymore. I flushed them all out my life and for good! Most of the turds in my actual personal life are family of mine that I disowned over the years moving on because I didn't need their stupid arrogant racist hypocritical bullshit in my life anymore. Take control of your life! Flush the turds! Stop polishing what isn't going to look any prettier no matter how much money and truth you try to polish them/it with. No matter how pretty you make a turd look, in the end it will remain nothing more then the pile of shit that it is. You might as well be in denial. The emperor has no clothes! The writing is on the walls! It is time to WAKE UP! Change your whole life simply by changing your mind. Get rid of the old and embrace the new. Flush the turds! Create new turds and be happy :-).
And please know that I'm not perfect either. I never said that and I never will. That's why I say this is shitty spiritual advice. Have a sense of humor! Be perfect in your imperfection. Does that make sense?
Well that's it, all the shitty advice I got for you today. I hope I enlighten you. Or at least gave you a good laugh.
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