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The lessons of the bank robbery
During a robbery in Guangzhou, China, the bank robber shouted, "Do not move. Money belongs to the state. Your life belongs to you. Everyone in the bank lay quietly on the floor. This is called "Mind Changing Concept," changing the traditional way of thinking.
A woman on the table took a provocative attitude, the thief shouted, "Please, be civilized. It's a robbery and not a rape! This is called "Being Professional", focusing only on what you have to do!
When the bank robbers returned home, the young thief (MBA graduate) told his eldest (who only completed the CM1 in elementary school): "Big brother, we will count to see our bonanza. The elderly thief refuted and said, "You are very stupid, there is so much money that we will need a lot of time to count everything. Tonight, the news will let us know ..! This is called "Experience". Today, experience is more important than paper skills!
After the thieves had passed, the bank manager ordered the police to be called quickly. But his surpervisor told him, "Wait, let's take $ 10 million from the bank for ourselves in addition to the $ 70 million we've already diverted from the bank." This is called "surfing the wave." Convert an adverse situation to your advantage!
The supervisor says, "It would be very good if there is a flight every month. This is called "Killing Boredom." Personal happiness is more important than your job.
The next day, the news reported that $ 100 million was taken from the bank. The thieves counted again and again, but they could only count $ 20 million. The thieves were very angry and complained, "We risked our lives and took only $ 20 million. The bank manager took $ 80 million with a snap of his fingers. Looks like it's better to be educated than to be a thief ..! This is called "Knowledge is worth gold! "
The manager of the bank was smiling and happy because his losses in the stock market are now covered by this robbery.
Thanks to Pascal Legrand