Let’s start with the “bot barista” design. Whose idea was it to go with the most aesthetically displeasing and cumbersome design in the history of robotics?

Imagine if this thing was adopted by your local trendy/edgy coffee shop. What was once a bustling metropolis of hipsters, poets and socially conscious fashion influencers would instantly become a distant memory and quickly replaced with corporate entities ready to ogle at the new “innovation”.

And the iPad with some gif eyes to, you know, give it that “human touch” is just the winning centrepiece. Man, can we just keep the baristas where they belong for now please skynet? You’ll have your chance for world domination but just let us enjoy our coffee first.