Goverments rule most countries,
Bankers rule most banks,
Captains rule their football teams
And piranhas rule fish tanks.
There are rules for gnobling gnomes
And rules for frying frogs,
There are rules for biting bullies
And for vexing vicious dogs.
There are rules for nasty children
Who tie bangers to old cats,
There are rules for running riot
And rules for burning bats.