I thought I would take time out of my busy schedule of doing absolutely nothing to say thank you to my wonderful base of followers. I know that most of you have quit using the Steem blockchain altogether or are just bots, but I appreciate how your apathy has shaped my world view and has changed me as a person for the better. I was a greedy and undeserving person when you were still around. It's probably my fault you left.
It just warms my heart that at some period of time, you or your bot took the time to add me to your feed. Hopefully, I didn't bore you too much back during my "idea" phase when I thought I could actually make a difference on this platform. I take myself a lot less seriously now. Clearly I was wrapped up in grandiose visions of my superiority and should have cared more about you back then.
But let's stop talking about me and let's address some fan comments. I know that I'm an egotistical, heartless monster that just wields around hate like giant axe, so I thought I would share my enormous spotlight with some of those less fortunate posters who just don't get as much attention as I do.
So, here's a comment from a nice, lovely lady that commented on my most recent post:
I would like to address some key points and then thank 
you flagged a thank-you post from a Steem Ambassador who's been engaging with the community for more than two years.
Yes, this is true. I guess I have to apologize though because clearly the approximately three cents that I removed from your post and returned to be redistributed somewhere else could have been better spent at the bottom of your piggy bank.
It was clearly rude of myself flagging someone who clearly has not gotten the attention that they deserve on the Steem blockchain. Do we want anyone to feel isolated and lonely on this blockchain? Certainly I don't. So, before moving on, I ask my remaining followers to do the following:
- Follow
- Unfollow
for being a cruel bully and someone who clearly didn't take any consideration of other people and their feelings when he made the poor decisions that he made.
Just randomly flag the hell out of this blockchain and keep on whining.
Ok. I'll keep this up. I appreciate the support and again apologize for making you feel less wanted and less appreciated than you could have otherwise been. If you look at my history, I have repeatedly written about how unfair the blockchain is and how much I wish I could be rich like the people I envy. I have no vision except for the green dollar signs that brought me to Steem in the first place.
I'm clearly jealous of the success of my peers and should be more grounded in my expectations for myself and my fellow Steemians. Thank God, we have humble and grounded people like you that can put me on the correct path.
In your post there is not only one suggestion on how to improve the ecosystem.
You really don't have to be so kind. I know you think that I may have multiple suggestions in my post on how to improve the ecosystem, but I really only had one. And it was rather brief in the post where I commented on some flaws that I saw.
But to be honest, I really never make suggestions to make the Steemit ecosystem a better place. All I do is complain and whine all of the time. And yet you, out of your kindness, think I have made not only one suggestion, but more? I'm honored...
You're just pointing the finger at others and calling them to account for your own lack of creativity.
You're 100% correct here. I'm such a selfish person that has never taken the time or effort to be creative. I definitely could improve in those areas. Clearly I spend too much fantasizing about how great I am that I clearly haven't taken the time to improve myself in those areas where I am so weak.
Clearly, I could learn a thing or two from more creative personalities out there like yourself.
Oh you're here since two years? So what have you done to grow the attention towards your own brand? Not much if you compared my 13,000+ posts submitted to the chain in two years to your 788, right?
And now you want others to fix that?
You do bring up an excellent point here. Clearly, my content production is lacking and I'm 100% undeserving of not only the amount of attention that I receive but the space I take up on the blockchain in general.
Clearly it's the quantity of posts that shows how much effort one has put into their efforts on the blockchain and your effort completely overwhelms mine. Clearly I should spend less time sitting around and hating all day and put some hard work and effort into branding myself.
And to be honest, I deserve to be branded. For I am no better than a cow that eats the grass that the farmer has taken so much time to fence in. I'm so sorry. Forgive me for all the harm and damage I have inflicted on others by being so self-centered.
That concludes our first episode of Fan Friday. Hopefully, now you see me as the monster I truly am and you should go follow people that are clearly more worthy than me like
Again, I'm so sorry. I'm not worthy.