Man Gets Prison Smuggling King Cobras In Potato Chip Canisters: A Los Angeles man has been sentenced to prison for smuggling highly venomous king cobras into the country inside potato chip canisters via the mail. Now of course, health officials have always warned about eating snacks like potato chips, but geez - this really takes it all to a whole new level.
Irish Woman Legally Marries 300-Year-Old Ghost: A 45-year-old woman from Co. Louth claims the lovemaking is just great with her 18th-century Haitian pirate ghost husband she met and married after she feeling his presence laying beside her in bed in 2014. Yea, well not to be cynical, but that “presence” she felt next to her in bed sounds more like Bill Cosby than an 18th-century Haitian pirate.
Sushi Boom Fueling Tapeworm Infections: Health officials say as eating raw fish is becoming more popular, gruesome tapeworm infections are becoming commonplace. While sushi connoisseurs believe these attacks on eating sushi are noting but a raw deal, health officials claim to have everything on tape (worm).