With apologies to the Specials. I know, I know - this is no Boris Johnson is a Cunt - number TWO in the UK Christmas Charts this Christmas.
You've done too much
Much too young
Now you're married with a kid
When you could be having fun with me
Oh no, no gimme no more pickni
You've done too much
Much too young
Now you're married with a son
When you should be having fun with me
We don't want, we don't want
We don't want no more pickni
Ain't he cute?
No he ain't
He's just another burden
On the welfare state
You've done too much
Much too young
Now you're married with a kid
When you could be having fun with me
No gimme, no gimme, no gimme no more pickni
Call me immature
Call me a poser
I'd love to spread manure in your bed of roses
Don't want to be rich
Don't want to be famous
But I'd really hate to have the same name as you
You've done too much
Much too young
Now you're married with a kid
When you could be…
You’ve not done much
Much too late
Now you viral horse has bolted
Cos you wouldn’t shut the gate
Oh no, no gimme no more Tier Three
You’ve not done much
Except ring your hands
As our death rate kept on rising
So much faster than in other lands
We don't want, we don't want
We don't want no more Tier Three
Ain’t he cute
With his hedge dragged hair?
No he’s just another Tory
Faking like he cares
You’ve not done much
And never in time
You say you’re following the science
But does it have to be so far behind?
No gimme, no gimmie, no gimme no more Tier Three
Covid contracts
Going to you contacts
Lining your pockets while you spin R rate facts
Don't want to be rich
Don't want to live in space
I just want a country with a working Test and Trace
You’ve not done much
And Dido Harding’s your friend
But a leader leads and all you’ve done
Is lead us where we’re dying in a literal dead end