Many products and services exist to solve problems and create a better world. However, only through the POWER of spamming affiliate codes can we ever achieve the dream of bringing everyone down to the least common denominator.
DAZZLE future Brand Partners with Brilliance but Mostly BAFFLE them with Bullshit
The most important thing you need to understand when it comes to affiliate codes is to load ‘em up with sheer quantity.
What about strong content to convey a VALUE added proposition?
Just hit them with something unrelated and informative, like a Valtrex commercial or an Erectile Dysfunction video. Follow that with block text of all your affiliate codes.
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Remember the intent is to capture that sheer sense of overwhelming anxiety and desperation like wading into a the house of a hoarder, or desperately digging through all the frequent buyer club cards in your wallet while searching for your credit card. The only way to effectively capture that sense of desperation is to convey your own sense of desperation for people to use our referral codes.
Quantity of referral codes is what we are looking for here.
Sheer.
Overwhelming.
Quantity.
Because it conveys AUTHORITY more than annoyance.
So load up every affiliate code you have, and borrow some from your friends. Load up frequent shopper codes from anywhere: Pathmark, Tesco, Adam & Eve, the liquor store down the street, you know the drill. The more it resembles block text of hyperlink gibberish, the more authoritative it is – like a modern art masterpiece…and we are trying to create a Pablo Picasso of affiliate marketing.
Long Term Business is for LOOSERS in the World of Hit It and Quit It Brand Partners
I cannot stress enough that effective affiliate marketing isn’t about sharing valuable information or services. Save all that nonsense for nonprofit organizations, PETA, Greenpeace and preschool classrooms.
The core of successful affiliate marketing is altruistic sharing. It’s finding brand partners to altruistically share in your MISERY, and we do that by sharing those affiliate codes with EVERYBODY. If you’re not receiving a regular stream of flags and mutes, then you’re not succeeding in this business. VOLUME is what drives the business and EXPOSURES, particularly to the unwilling translate into accidental sales.
Think of the accidental sale as the drunken one night stand of affiliate marketing. Sure, there’s a small hint of regret the next morning, but it’s a natural part of the affiliate sale process anyways.
Direct mail campaigns measure SUCCESS, not on the number of new sales generated, but rather, on the mailers which wind up in the trash rather than are returned to sender. In much the same way, mutes and flags are successful exposures much like the mailers which wind up in the trash.
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