Asymptomatics do show symptoms
A recent research by a renowned scientist in statue statistics has been published with mind boggling results. It seems that people the contracted the corona virus but didn’t show any conventional symptoms, do show a common symptom! 97 % seem to create a distinct disgust for statues from historical figures all over the world. They have an uncontrollable urge to destroy and destruct these particular statues under the flag of a sense of self guilt for all sins that were done by anyone in entire history...
It is a very severe symptom that is very hard to cure! The best thing one can do when experiencing this is to cut of all lines with mainstream media, and self quarantine for three weeks with a big bowl of macha tea!
Beware, people, this is no joke!
Sincerely,
Pele23