Steemfest 2 was a very interesting experience. It had two sides to it, the Creamy and the Creepy.
"If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you ought to go back home and crawl under your bed."
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So here I present the highlights of 
's very sad "comedy" routine.
- Having the same first name as Jerry Seinfeld doesn't make one any good at stand up comedy.
- Yes, Jerry. I'm very happy that you have a wife and she even agrees to have sex with you. But so would anyone with a Stockholm syndrome.
- I'm terribly sorry, neither mentioning the universe or
or
or having a photobooth projection with the funny Steemians make your performance any better.
Dear
Please don't do it again.
Or, if you are so inclined, I suggest you provide the audience with a selection of fruits and vegetables and perhaps some eggs next time. Because even you can't spoil slapstick... oh wait!
By the way, this is a message from the universe.
You don't have to follow me, I don't like stalkers
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