Girl Scouts rebrand cookie to appeal to Bodybuilding community.

NEW YORK CITY- The national past time of ambitious girls selling cookies is about to get even bigger. A new hire at the Girl Scout Company was seen eating Girl Scout Cookies post workout. When a coworker asked why they were eating cookies, the new hire shared their bodybuilding secret. "I use these to spike my insulin, so I can make all kinds of gains."

Chris Aceto, a popular dietician has popularized the use of eating muffins and other treats around intense workouts. Other bodybuilding circles have included pancakes, gummy bears, gummy worms, and brownies in their diets.

This comes as a "smart marketing move" by the company, considering the recent obsession with gluten free, and a health conscious movement around the world.

"Girl Scout Insulin Spikers" will be released in new flavors: Tren Mints, S'more reps, A'int nothin' but a peanut butter patties, and Caramel Deadlifts.

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