Our Father,
Who art in crypto, Satoshi be thy name.
Thy confirmations come, thy hashes be done on earth as it is in the decentralized ledger. Give us this day our block reward, and forgive us our transaction fees as we forgive those who use fiat. And lead us not into speculative bubbles, but deliver us from inflation. For thine is the ledger, the network and the hashpower, timestamp after timestamp,
Amen
~ Author Unknown