Today is World PENIS Day
Do u know that the penis is the greatest
breakfast ever? According to doctors it has
a mushroom head, a sausage body, two
eggs and milk which provides nutrients.
Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9
months. Besides it has 3 good manners too.
Its very courteous, it stands before it
performsIt is very emotional, it weeps during
performance 3. It is polite, it bows after
performing.
Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men 2 make
them happy and proud of themselves.01. Kamasutra says: If you
suck one nipple, the woman herself offers
the other one. And that was the origin of
"buy one get one free"!
Did you ever notice: everything on a
woman's upper body starts with a ""B.
Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Boobs & lower body with
a "P" Petticoat, panties, pussy... That's origin
of "BP"!Before sex, you help each other get
naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you once you're
fucked.Success is like pregnancy. Everybody
congratulates you but nobody knows how
many times you got fucked to achieve it.Life is like a dick, sometimes it
becomes hard for no reason.Practical thought: A husband is
supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not
her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her
husband's dick hard, not his life..!
**When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach and say
"Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's
Penis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work is never appreciated: Only
results matter.
Happy penis day