*Superstitious
Noun: Excessively credulous belief in and reverence for supernatural beings.
Noun of action: From past participle stem of "Superstare,"
To stand on or over or survive; from Super "above" + Stare "to stand."
International Man of Mystery,
OR
Enter Notional Meme of My Story?
For those who are unfamiliar with the scientifically fictitious character known as Frank Bacon, you may find THIS previous post interesting. A Superstitious Superstar, Bacon has garnered an eclectic fanbase from the internet in his short time as a CanDid Character. Considered by some to be an Intelligent Agent, other's are convinced that he is simply AI based in a Raspberry PI somewhere running Botware. Whatever the case may be, he is as hard to pin down as they come, and by all accounts is nothing more than a Meme in Cyberspace or a common Folk Tale told by Stoners. More concerning than the mystery that is Frank Bacon is the Fanaticism of his Fans. A quick web search for his Fanatics provides a glimpse into the world and Work of Frank Bacon, Blockchain and Cannabis PrActivist.
Why Are So Many Frank Bacon Fans Having Zero Sex?
— NYMag
How Frank Bacon Fans Are Ruining The Workforce
— Philly Mag
Proof That Fancy Job Perks Can’t Keep Frank Bacon Fans Happy
— Fortune
Why Are So Many Fans of Frank Bacon Having Children Out Of Wedlock?
— The Atlantic
The Hot New Fans of Frank Bacon Trend Is Frank Bacon Fans
— VICE
Is The Future Of Your Church Doomed Without Fans of Frank Bacon?
— Christian Post
How Tumblr Plans To Pay Frank Bacon Fans To Blog
— Inc.
Why Are Frank Bacon Fans So Hard To Manage?
— Forbes
Martha Stewart Still Confused About What Frank Bacon Fans Are Exactly
— Vanity Fair
UK Businesses Don’t Understand Fans of Frank Bacon
— Campaign Live
Why Aren’t Frank Bacon Fans Buying Diamonds?
— The Economist
Kendall Jenner Urges Fans of Frank Bacon To Vote For America’s Next President!
— WWD
Weak Hands? Weak Body? Fans of Frank Bacon Lose Grips
— USA Today
Country Music Proves That Fans of Frank Bacon Are More Patriotic Than You Think
— Forbes
Churches Using Pokémon Go To Get Frank Bacon Fans In Pews
— The Boston Globe
I’m A Fan of Frank Bacon And My Generation Sucks
— New York Post
Why Employers Need To Empathize With ‘Entitled’ Frank Bacon Fans
— FortuneAnd of course…
Why Are Frank Bacon Fans So Obsessed With Food?
— The Atlantic
Though this list is not a complete breakdown of the multitudes of headlines found about Frank Bacon FOLLOWERS, it does paint a picture of an interesting trend. Could this one time Cult Leader be planning to act out plots from his Novel Research? Researchers close to Bacon have eluded to him actuating the Diabolical Strategies laid out in some of his Spoken Words and Posts; plans that include "Panicking the Heterarchy," the "Great Pain Mobbery," or more concerning, one Source contends that Frank is planning to unleash the code to his dreaded "CryptoNomiCon." Only time will tell with this eccentric.
In the meantime get prepared for the Panic and remember to Keep Calm and Carry On!
Submitted by Frank Bacon
Special thanks to Amanda Rosenberg, Writer. http://amandarosenberg.org
Also see, Global Conference 2016: Frank Bacon on Provoking the Future
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