My eyes have beheld things in this life *sha.
So tonight at 2:09AM, loud howling, we rush to balcony.
Lo and behold! Dude living on the ground floor and fondly called "Boobookitty" because of his feminine appearance, had prepared marijuana'd goat meat pepper soup.
After late-night-snacking on it with his male partner and getting extremely high, partner goes all lollipop-licking on him. Dude dashes out of room naked and screaming, with dangling modifier swinging like a pendulum.
Running into a wall, he passes out and is revived by helpless partner, we watch in wonderment. He grabs his "Johnnie" and breaks into another bout of running - crying.
Now everyone is awake to behold the wonders of midnight. Our mobile policemen and caretakers assemble, holds him down and douse organ with iced water – condemning his act.
He says he'd like to die because his *akripo is on fire. My visiting baby sis just bluntly told me she thinks I'm living in a mini-Sodom.
Neighbours are laughing, many are angry.
I'm indifferent. Las-las this world is not my home - I’m only stranded here.