Before I get kicked out of here for someone noticing, I'd just like to say I'm completely taking these seats at this hockey game without paying for them.
The deal is, if you pay for seats somewhere, you can walk around and buy beer as you please. What the signs don't say, is that you can't take seats that aren't taken. So, I took some front row seats in front of the winning team (who cares who they are because they're just Gladiators). So far, no one has stopped me.
Wish me luck in keeping these seats.