Thank you! I (or or one of the other epic tech people here on steemit) may write an article on that in the future, but until then you could start by trying to get a standard Ubuntu image to a SD-card. That wouldn't allow for any customization, but at least it would give you a pretty safe browser environment without malware. This could be accomplished by using Etcher if you are on Windows, or dd if you use Linux. Have a look at this as a start: How to write a .iso file to an SD card?
Get back to me if it works!
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