Haha. I can't afford beer in times like this man! And as a modern viking, I'm a fragile health nut who would get anxiety from drinking alcoholic beverages every day for a week! Madness!

But my good friend Hive account@deismac is an aspiring alcoholic (he will of course deny that, which is the best proof that he actually is an aspiring alcoholic) , and I'm sure HE will accept the challenge. He's a much better Viking than me, even though he's half muslim. (Yup, muslim is a race) He lives in a redneck trailer home in the backwoods of Norway where he is raising chickens and trading cryptos at day - and in the evening he's a salesman with a tesla. Quite the viking equivalent of Clark Kent. SuperMuslimMan maybe..

I'm not sure if you accept half turkish people from the muslim race in your contest though. And to be honest, between you and me..I totally understand if you don't!

I do however greet thou with thee outmostest of gratitude for nominating this humbelestest of vikings to your most splendid contest good sire. I bid you that it will fare thee well and that alcoholism in the most outmost way will not be the result of this fine contest my young lad!