Good morning sir, you have received a package via DHL.
Its your wife Samantha...
Who is Samantha?
I was listening to Jalas of Hot 96 FM the other day - he was blasting the mama's boys - the ones who are past 25 years and still live at home with their parents! He wondered how a man with beard dare competes with his dad at the sink to shave! Strutting the corridors not realizing how narrow they've become compared to his oversized junk frame! Finishing all the good food in the refrigerator.
It's an abomination to share the same bathroom with your mother - i do not know about other cultures but it is something that will earn you an instant rebuke from peer and elders in my culture. The reason behind it, is simply put - "you are a man" and they cannot condone such a behaviour. It is wrong on all levels.
Hormones
At this age your testestrone is at an all time high and your sexual desires go up to haphazard levels! If you're lazy and unproductive these hormones may turn you into a depressed down for anything human being. We all know what you do in your room alone, how shameful would it be if someone walked in on you? Its impossible to bring a girl in the house to have an intimate time because its NOT ALLOWED, PERIOD!
I digressed a little bit to bring out Samantha
Now look at this - you have low self-esteem, you are in your 30s still living in your mama's house, eating her food and probably hitting her house girl! You have not gathered enough courage and confidence to talk to a real girl. You cost a livelihood to the last house girl you had because your mother found out you were sleeping with her! Your dad's constant calls to move out falling on deaf ears wishing you could be like so and so sons. Your favourite pass time is movies, video games and chewing khat.
Worry not - this doll called Samantha is specifically designed for your type. Sergie Santos had taken into consideration this type of behaviour and saw an exploitable niche for perverts and sexually starved males living in conditions as discussed above.
He further goes ahead to say that the robots mode can be activated to family, animals etc. Try to start a family with it and tell us how it goes! The world will never seize to amaze and me thinks this was an answer to women sex toys. The innovator sat and wondered whats there for men? You know, the type i discussed earlier!! And behold a plastic woman is brought forth - advertised with false praise of its abilities of a home maker!
Samantha comes only in one shape - porn-shape! Big boobs and big butts
If you choose to be a mama's boy well past your 25th birthday you will fall into Samantha trap with her pre set modes.
Tell her to cook for you and call us for lunch!
A Real Woman
A real man will go for the complete real package to build his empire. He knows the value of a good woman and that she is God's gift to him - his rib!
