Affectionately called the “pillow princess,” this is the girl that employs the "starfish" position throughout the entire encounter. There she is, flat on her back, exerting essentially no energy. She doesn’t want to fuck--she wants to be fucked. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
When it comes to sleeping with a sexually passive woman, there’s good news and bad news. The bad news is that you’ll probably have to do most of the work since she’s just chillin’ and enjoying herself. But the good news is that you have full control, and you get to do to her what feels good for you. Aww yess.
That said, here are five surefire ways to make sex with a lazy woman pretty damn incredible, for you and for her.
"Come on babe, I'm ready for you to have sex with me while I do absolutely nothing!"
"Come on babe, I'm ready for you to have sex with me while I do absolutely nothing!"
- Talk dirty
Whether you’re next to her working magic with your hands, or you’re on top getting busy between her legs, there’s one very necessary thing you should be doing: whispering naughty, dirty things in her ear.
First of all, the slow, husky voice of a man is a massive turn on in the bedroom for women, and it’s especially hot when you use that slow, husky voice to make her feel sexy and wanted. The sexier she feels, the hotter she’ll be for you.
Yeah, Daddy, talk dirty!
Yeah, Daddy, talk dirty!
Tell her how good she feels, and how much you want to be inside her. Or just look her over and lustily mutter a throaty F-bomb in appreciation of her naked body. Kiss and gently suck her neck in between words, and teasingly touch her at the same time. Trust us when we say, the more turned on she is, the more she’ll want to please you.
- Flip her over
Your girl still doesn’t want to be on top? Flip her over, then! She’ll still be a pillow princess and won’t really need do anything, but the sex will be way better for both of you.
Try out the “lazy dog,” which is like the retirement home version doggy style. She‘s face-down with a pillow under her stomach and her legs together, and you’re on top of her hitting it from behind. Sounds good already, right?
This angle of penetration in the lazy doggie creates a snug fit, making you feel like you’re really filling her up, and thanks to increased friction, each thrust feels insanely better for you. Plus, this position puts pressure on her hard-to-reach pleasure zones, so she’s basically guaranteed to orgasm. It’s a win-win, really.
- Put her legs over your shoulders
This is the one sex position everyone needs to know about. She’s on her back, legs on your shoulders, with you kneeling between her legs. Again, she doesn’t need to do anything, except welcome your dick with an open heart and open legs.
The beauty of this position is that you get the control how deep and how fast you want to nail her, plus you’ll be able to go deep enough that you stimulate her g-spot, so it’s fun for everyone!
- Get out of bed
You know, one foolproof way to get her to do something other than missionary is to move your sexcapade out of the bedroom. There’s no way she can be totally passive when you’re boinking on the kitchen counter or against the living room wall.
Basically like that.
Basically like that.
Here are some fun ideas: have sex on the kitchen table with her ass on the edge for easy access, or bend her over the couch and get all up in that ass. Get creative with it.
- Be Daringly Dominant
If your lady likes a little aggressive play, one of the hottest things you can do is pin her hands above her head and take full control. Pin her down so she can’t touch you, or even tie up her hands--if you two are into that sort of thing.
Tell her exactly what you’re going to do to her, and where you’re going to touch her, and then do it. Again, if she’s into a little bondage, losing control over her sexuality and having a dominant man over her will be mind-blowing. You know, just like in 50 Shades of Grey?
Good luck, fellas.