Below is a conversation between 2 best friends.
Peter: your secretary is very sexy
Tony: Thanks! It's a robot actually ,named Maria. If you squeeze her right boobs, she takes dictation and if you squeeze her left boobs, she types letters. I will lend it to you for a day and you can see her functions.
Next day Peter called Tony from the hospital and shouted : "you bastard! You didn't tell me that the "Hole" between Maria's legs is a pencil sharpener.
