New shitter compared to old.
I rate this toilet 10 out of 10 because I made it and it is eco friendly.
You may note the light outside is also eco friendly. Solar and there is no plumbing to this toilet so no water consumed and no need for drainage.
The Greta friendliness of this should put me on Greta's xmas card list but then again I am not in the g20 am I so I will not hold my breath.
"You ruined my childhood" Well no not exactly, that was your mother and father that did that and possibly some elite perverts. I just made a toilet.
It gets greener with indoor lighting again solar, made by some kids in a sweatshop in China.
10 out of 10 I give the lighting in the dark as then I can see where to s(h)it.....
Here is the outside view of this modern day marvel.
Note the cat trying to break in!....
On the inside I give the amenities a cool 10 out of 10 too as I fitted them all. A bin, so handy when you hanker a little.
I did say hanker did I not? Old age you see.
And even the handles and toilet paper holder has been recycled (Where is my fecking card Greta?)
I give it 10 out of ten for smell too. It wreaks on a hot day.
But it is eco friendly is it not.
The old toilet had a sunroof fitted.
In reality I should be a green eco warrior star
But reality is detached is it not from money and ideals. (ideology)
I should be every eco warriors wet dream. Solar even powers my garage/workshop or 1 of them at least.
I do not even have a shower fitted at the farm, I shit yee not. I shower in the privacy of my own yard in the spring and summer.
I have no central heating. I have 40 motorbikes plus that I can only ride one at a time in the sunshine. Making me greener than a green thing that eats green things.
Even my doctor prescribed me Greta green tablets!.
Even the trees have had enough of this crap weather.
Summary!
I give my shitepost 10 out of 10 for effort. I built the toilet. I own it. It stinks but only I have to put up with it. I smell on occasions. I am am a hanker. :-)
Hope you enjoyed my review of my toilet?
Have a superb and very happy week ahead.
