A beautiful woman on a plane
was so stubborn and dumb.
Sat down in 1st class, stewardess said,
“Go back where you came from”
--
The woman refused to move.
She said, “I think I will stay”.
Stewardess got her boss
to see what she would say.
--
But no matter what anyone said
the woman did not approve.
They were still loading passengers
so she had to be removed.
--
Next they told the co-pilot
and he knew what to say.
He whispered something in her ear
and she went back right away.
--
The others were astonished.
What did you say to make her?
I just told her that first class
wasn’t going to Jamaica.
Photo: Pixabay - Artist: Thedigitalartist
Howdy y’all. It’s me, ninong7 aka UJ aka John. Just a short intro about myself. I am a Texan that has retired in the Philippines. I moved to the Philippines with my wife back in May 2010. I am retired from the US Air Force. The music I like is mostly Classic Country and Classic Rock. I guess you could say that I am “Classic”. I play dominoes when I can find someone that will play, I play chess, cribbage, spades, hearts, Empire Builder, Rail Baron, Acquire and a few other games. I like to write poems and stories (although pretty novice) and I love learning about history, just about any history. I’m at home on my computer a lot but if I could afford to, I’d be traveling and documenting my travels to post in my blog. I hope to get to know a lot of you through PeakD and Discord.