What’s Red and White and Covered in Noddles?

I have a dark confession to make: I love dead baby jokes. I always have. The creepier the better. I’m thinkng about doing a photo series with dolls to reinnact some of my favorites. But meanwhile, I’ll be sharing some relatively weird baby photos I’ve taken. Starting with these...

I’ve been racking my brains trying to write a dead baby joke to go with these. Any ideas? Post your best and twisted ones in the comments. Should I choose yours, it’ll be rewarded with a little SBD.