From a friend.
You canāt make stuff up like what Erin and I just witnessed at the park!
We were enjoying a quite play in the cold and sun, Erinās on the seesaw, a little girl of about 4 who weāve never seen before charges over, nice and politely asks Please could I play on there with you? Yes of course.
Sheās VERY articulate and is chatting away to Erin telling her about ballet and stuff. The little girl then says.....
āGlad fucking ballets not on today though....ā
Iām stood stunned, Erinās sat stunned, Erinās now been very good and not reacted and tried to ignore it. The little girl then says āMy Mum says Iām not allowed to swear, but when sheās not around I like to sneak a few in...ā Iāve immediately thought UH-OH, where upon this car drives round towards the park, slowly and carefully and the little girl spouts forth āI fucking hate, that fucking guy, heās fucking driving to fucking fast!ā Erinās kept her head down and ignored it, normally when I say time to go she says 5 more minutes today she just said āYES!ā.....
Iāve had to have 5 minutes to myself so I could laugh myself silly at what we heard and saw!