Whales here, like those degenerate hoarders in the rest of the world, hide away their wealth; vanishing it out of circulation and depriving us all.
Well, not any more, my friends. Their time is over, and ours is just beginning.
Equalitycoin is an exciting first step in repairing the concept of money, and I'm just giddy to share it with you all.
Here's how it works.
Once a week, the total supply of equalitycoins is redistributed evenly amongst all wallet holders; and anyone can be a wallet holder, so billions of people can be lifted from grinding poverty just by opening a free wallet.
No matter how much or how little an individual wallet contains on Sunday night, by Monday morning, they'll all be equal again.
As the total number of wallets increases, the number of equalitycoins delivered weekly to each wallet will decrease, making them more rare and driving up their value.
Having more snouts in the trough will grow the trough.
It's so simple, yet it took a genius to bring it to life.
You are incredibly fortunate to be my followers, and have this once in a lifetime opportunity to invest now, and secure a huge stack of equalitycoins really cheap, before they head to the moon.
Those unfairly blessed with the wisdom and foresight to save (hoard) their coins will have no secret off shore accounts to run to, no creative accounting will spare them their obligations to the rest of us.
Their excessive balances will be trimmed right down, time and time again.
Eventually they'll stop even trying to furtively stash their unequal share.
You can't hide equalitycoins; they live on the public blockchain.Those less fortunate; not born with the self discipline or talent to limit their spending, or work hard to earn more equalitycoins, can rest easy.
Just by gracing us with their presence they'll enjoy an equal seat at the table.
They might find they're running low toward the end of the week, but come Monday morning everything will be made right, just and fair all over again.
I expect a lot of resistance from the old guard, because it will destroy their business model and deliver safety, certainty and dignity to the masses, but I'm determined to forge on, for the sake of future generations, of children.
I know the ICO will be huge, with a lot of fiat currency, bitcoin and steem pouring into equalitycoin over the first 6 days; so many people have told me how important equality is, and how they despise wealth disparity, and I'm confident these same people have both the means and the desire to make a substantial investment in the future of money.
Get in quick, and strap yourself in
*equalitycoin is completely ready to launch, except for all the coding. If you know how to do that, please get in touch with me and I'll look the other way when you open a few extra wallets. (Some are more equal than others, wink wink)